I can't say I know what

beets taste like, or whether I'd like them, but...
These look a little poisonous to me. One of nature's ways of signaling "poison alert!" to critters is through bright colors. And it's not a terrible stretch of imagination to picture these as sperm. In short...no thanks!


In other news. I'm going to be AWOL for a few days. Here's a picture to tide ya'all over for awhile.