Wang's Gourmet

Out in Colorado, I took a walk one morning to get a bit of a break from my sister's kids - totally adorable and fun, but for someone not used to kids, a bit overwhelming too. Anyway, so I was out walking and saw this.
Of course I had to snap a picture and think of funny, non-PG things people might say about this place. Like...

I want some wangs.
Wangs are tasty
...Juicy
...Hot
Wangs up the wazoo! (ew)
Wangs don't melt in your mouth.

Can you think of more?